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[Northern Dancer]

HELLO EVERYONE. I truly hope that each and every one of you is safe and happy and enjoying the summer season.

…A CAMPING SMILE

I DREAMT I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER.
Wrapped in lettuce.
In a Dempster’s bun.

I woke up in a cold sweat panting like a panther.
My green blanket lay wrinkled on the floor.
I found myself in the middle of a sleeping pad puffed up on each side.
It was holding me tight and wouldn’t let me go.
I felt claustrophobic as I struggled to release myself.
With a burst of energy, I crashed into my yellow carpet.
I looked out the tne t door with wide eyes to observe the green foliage on the ground.
I was terrified.

For a long time after the encounter with my psyche, I avoided wieners, in Dempster’s buns, with lettuce, mustard, and relish.

But, I still eat hamburgers, at least, for now.

[Outdoorsman]

Dancer you get a hold of some cat nip 🤪 or maybe get a hold of some bad creek water 😁 good story!

[Bravo]

Still laughing! Heat Stroke

[huntaholic]

What’s in the thermos Dancer 🤣 is it Corn liquor? This made my day

[Jack 3]

Just Crazy! Something you ate

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