- July 29, 2023 at 10:23 AM #8720Northern DancerParticipant
HELLO EVERYONE. I truly hope that each and every one of you is safe and happy and enjoying the summer season.
…A CAMPING SMILE
I DREAMT I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER.
Wrapped in lettuce.
In a Dempster’s bun.
I woke up in a cold sweat panting like a panther.
My green blanket lay wrinkled on the floor.
I found myself in the middle of a sleeping pad puffed up on each side.
It was holding me tight and wouldn’t let me go.
I felt claustrophobic as I struggled to release myself.
With a burst of energy, I crashed into my yellow carpet.
I looked out the tne t door with wide eyes to observe the green foliage on the ground.
I was terrified.
For a long time after the encounter with my psyche, I avoided wieners, in Dempster’s buns, with lettuce, mustard, and relish.
But, I still eat hamburgers, at least, for now.
- July 29, 2023 at 6:48 PM #8721OutdoorsmanParticipant
Dancer you get a hold of some cat nip 🤪 or maybe get a hold of some bad creek water 😁 good story!
- July 29, 2023 at 7:20 PM #8722BravoParticipant
Still laughing! Heat Stroke
- July 29, 2023 at 8:37 PM #8723huntaholicModerator
What’s in the thermos Dancer 🤣 is it Corn liquor? This made my day
- August 3, 2023 at 3:22 PM #8728Jack 3Participant
Just Crazy! Something you ate
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